Romantical attempts

My dear sweet Rosalynn,
I have the utmost dislike of ungodly proportions for you. But my heart yearns for the sound I had hated prior. When I first saw you, I thought you the most stupidest and hideous creature in the world. But alas my heart yearns for the sweet nectar of your idiotic love.I am now currently in Billings where I have discovered was the farthest geographical point from you, I have found that quite pleasing. I do wish your mother is doing well, and send my utmost regards to her health, and tell her to stop birthing children like you.  I am happily doing my heart's desire in this place, which is selling chocolates to girls much prettier than you. I live in a most amazing suite, which overlooks a dump that reminds me of your face, it also has a scent like yours. Goodbye mi amor, may you die prematurely.
Yours truly,